Tiki's scribblings

Title: That Guy Strikes Back, Part 2 of 2
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Will young Toki Wartooth be accepted into the Jedi Order? Or will he be forced to remain forever on his boring crappy home planet, repairing cranky mining droids and drinking blue milk? This fic is set in the Star Wars universe, between the time of Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and the original Star Wars: A New Hope (which some of you kiddies might also know as Episode IV).
Characters/Pairings: Dethklok ensemble; sorta S/T if you squint, hint of C/P, whiff of M/K.
Disclaimer: Apologies are owed, as usual, to Brendon Small and the Cartoon Network, for theft of characters; to Lucasfilm Limited, for pilfering an entire universe and settings; and lastly, to you, the reader, for bearing with this nonsense.
Warnings: Cursing, ridiculous side of the Force.
Notes: If you are one of those legendary folks who has never seen any of the Star Wars films: seriously, what the fuck? Beta by the incomparable zsomeone and the lovely acroamatica.

( That Guy )

Title: Bragging Rights
Author: zsomeone and tikistitch
Warnings: Lotsa dick jokes.
Tiki's notes: Z wanted to use this silly list of phrases for penis in a fic, and noticed I had mentioned the same evil intention some time back, so she invited me to write some bits of this one. We more or less split characters and wrote that way, though it got kinda mooshed in the transitions. Sorta wondering if y'all can figure out who wrote who. Our styles are different, but I think this holds together just fine. Z's notes are below the jump.

( bragging rights )

Title: Pacta Sunt Servanda
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: An early encounter between Charles and Pickles.
Warnings: Nothing much. This isn't Mythklok, if that's gonna throw you.
Notes: I wrote this to enter Pirate's DA raffle, but then had a hard time posting to DA, and then used it as a test case for most posting. I'm getting to feel sorry for this poor little fic.

( Pacta Sunt Servanda )

Title: Handy Tube of Lube
Author: tikistitch
Rating: NC-71, not to be viewed by anyone
Summary: A hot night for Charles and Nathan.
Warnings: This is why I should never, ever, ever do N/C.
Notes: THIS IS NOT MYTHKLOK. This is a weird thing that went through my brain and won't go away.

( Handy Tube of Lube )

Title: Session Man
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A day in the recording studio
Warnings: Swearing, written from the POV of an OC, also, TIKI ATTEMPTS N/C!!!!!! (Run far, far away.)
Notes: Eppie and I sometimes discuss how DK parallels the Beatles in some ways. I was watching a George Harrison doc the other day, so this is probably inspired by that, and also a real story of something that happened with a musician on a Beatles session.

( Session Man )

Title: Husker Du
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Imagining early Dethklok
Warnings: Cursing, some vague suggestion of C/P


And now for something completely different.....

Dunno why this story popped up in my brain, but this is what I wrote off and on during my two days of orientation meetings (remember everybody: germs are bad). I hadn't been able to come up with an idea for a Metalocalypse genfic for a long time, so it was weird to encounter this story. Anyways, this is fondly dedicated to my 88 Honda Civic, the best little car in the whole wide world.

( Husker Du )

Title: Driver's Seat
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Designated drivers
Pairing: Might or might not be C/P
Warnings: Slash, swearing.
Notes: This isn't in my AU, but I just realized that, for absolutely no reason, I always make Charles a really, really bad driver.

( Driver's Seat )

Title: Ablutions
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: I dunno. Dark and angsty. Like my workplace!
Warnings: Slash, violence, swearing
Notes: This one takes place somewhere near the end of the second season.

I did my taxes, and then somehow had this urge to do something that wasn't in my frickin' AU. So, here ya go.

( Ablutions )

Title: Dick Knubbler's Celebrity Rehab Starring Dick Knubbler and Friends
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Charles ams needs an intervention
Warnings: No AUs. No OCs. Just pie. (But, um, maybe some slash.)
Notes: More lunch hour silly. This was mostly because nugatorytm wanted some gen fic

( Dick Knubbler's Celebrity Rehab Starring Dick Knubbler and Friends )

Title: The Metalocalypse Before Christmas
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dethklok runs out of Christmas cookies. Also, mutant elves.
Warnings: Swearing, elf mutilation, Christmas cookie abuse, Ken Burns-dissing
Notes: My Wookiee Life Day present to CLDK. Also, I don’t recall who decided Nathan’s Christmas sweater depicts Cthulhu, but that’s now my head!canon.

Cross-posted to capslokdethklok.

Slightly edited to add an epic suggestion from nugatorytm.

( The Metalocalypse Before Christmas )