Title: YISTWCW
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: What it says on the tin. Basically an overgrown drabble.
Warnings: Slash, stupidity, AutoTune
Notes: Since I am so happy about The Happiest Little Icon, here is the first contribution for
deth_pinion's BRAND NEW COMM, "Yeah, I Ship Toki with That."
Toki Wartooth was skipping down the road, singing a happy AutoTune song...
Toki: *skip* *skip* *skip*
Suddenly, he came upon an older but still handsome man with way creepy eyes.
Christopher Walken: Hello. I am the actor, Christopher Walken.
Toki: Hellow, Skristophor Balkans! I ams Toki. I ams skipsings and singsing da happy AutoTune songs.
Christopher Walken: Hello, Toki!
Toki: I ams da pan-sexuals objects of desires.
Christopher Walken: *waggles strangely blond eyebrows in suggestive manner*
SLASH AMS HAPPENS
Christopher Walken [tossing out handy tube of lube and lighting cigarette]: Wowee, Toki, so you really did it with an IKEA chair?
Toki: Ja, Skwisgaar ams helps me askembles it.
Christopher Walken [blowing smoke]: This Skwisgaar, is he also a pan-sexual object of desire?
Toki: Oh, ja!
Christopher Walken: *waggles strangely blond eyebrows in suggestive manner*
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: What it says on the tin. Basically an overgrown drabble.
Warnings: Slash, stupidity, AutoTune
Notes: Since I am so happy about The Happiest Little Icon, here is the first contribution for
Toki Wartooth was skipping down the road, singing a happy AutoTune song...
Toki: *skip* *skip* *skip*
Suddenly, he came upon an older but still handsome man with way creepy eyes.
Christopher Walken: Hello. I am the actor, Christopher Walken.
Toki: Hellow, Skristophor Balkans! I ams Toki. I ams skipsings and singsing da happy AutoTune songs.
Christopher Walken: Hello, Toki!
Toki: I ams da pan-sexuals objects of desires.
Christopher Walken: *waggles strangely blond eyebrows in suggestive manner*
SLASH AMS HAPPENS
Christopher Walken [tossing out handy tube of lube and lighting cigarette]: Wowee, Toki, so you really did it with an IKEA chair?
Toki: Ja, Skwisgaar ams helps me askembles it.
Christopher Walken [blowing smoke]: This Skwisgaar, is he also a pan-sexual object of desire?
Toki: Oh, ja!
Christopher Walken: *waggles strangely blond eyebrows in suggestive manner*