YISTWCW

Apr. 20th, 2011 06:28 pm
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Title: YISTWCW
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: What it says on the tin. Basically an overgrown drabble.
Warnings: Slash, stupidity, AutoTune
Notes: Since I am so happy about The Happiest Little Icon, here is the first contribution for [profile] deth_pinion's BRAND NEW COMM, "Yeah, I Ship Toki with That."



Toki Wartooth was skipping down the road, singing a happy AutoTune song...

Toki: *skip* *skip* *skip*

Suddenly, he came upon an older but still handsome man with way creepy eyes.

Christopher Walken: Hello. I am the actor, Christopher Walken.

Toki: Hellow, Skristophor Balkans! I ams Toki. I ams skipsings and singsing da happy AutoTune songs.

Christopher Walken: Hello, Toki!

Toki: I ams da pan-sexuals objects of desires.

Christopher Walken: *waggles strangely blond eyebrows in suggestive manner*

SLASH AMS HAPPENS

Christopher Walken [tossing out handy tube of lube and lighting cigarette]: Wowee, Toki, so you really did it with an IKEA chair?

Toki: Ja, Skwisgaar ams helps me askembles it.

Christopher Walken [blowing smoke]: This Skwisgaar, is he also a pan-sexual object of desire?

Toki: Oh, ja!

Christopher Walken: *waggles strangely blond eyebrows in suggestive manner*
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