Yule gift thing....
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tikificIn the interests of my OCD....
I wrote a letter/fic/drabble/thingie to go with the Secret Pals gift I put together this year, so in case you're interested, I'm too fucking lazy to get the same fonts in HTML, but this is the text....
All right, welcome to YOUR AWESOME METAL CHRISTMAS GIFT OF AWESOME, by me, Nathan Explosion. Are you getting all this all RECORDED, Pickles?
Hey, shure, dood. No problem!
Because now I'm going to tell you about your AWESOME YULE....
Uhhhh, cud yoo wait a minnit, dood?
Wait – why?
Dere we go! Dat's all fixed now!
What's fixed? Wait! What was wrong?
Nuttin', nuttin' at all chief. Yoo jest go on along as yoo were....
Hi, there, uh, Pickles. I, ah, hope I'm not late.
Nope, Charles dood, we're jest getting' started here....
Wait, I've been talking for TWENTY MINUTES!
Dat's okee dood, we'll jest go to da transcript if need be.
The TRANSCRIPT?
An' we gaht ProTools....
Oh, and Pickles. You, ah, left this in my room. When we were you know, accounting. Last night. There ya go.
Oooo, I wuz wonderin' where dat went. T'anks.
Wait, you guys do accounting?
Yeh, gahta make soore everyt'ing adds up.
Correct accounting is important. It creates a nice atmosphere. Now, shall we get started on the, ah, nondenominational holiday gift.
Yeah enough FUCKING AROUND. The first gift is from me, NATHAN EXPLOSION. It's METAL PENCILS. So you can CREATE. Because CREATION IS METAL.
Ooo, dat looks fun. Look, liddle robot doods!
Oh, ah, speaking of electronics, ah, I think this is yours as well.
Oh, yeh, dat's mine too.
You guys were using THAT for ACCOUNTING?
Gahta keep dose numbers straight.
Yes, and, ah, anyway, here is a present from William. I'm not sure.
It's DEATH METAL HEADPHONES. So you can listen during HAMBURGER TIME.
Heh. Hamboorger time.
….
CHARLES!
Gahta say it, dood.
…. Hamburger time.
And this is from Skwisgaar and Toki.
Yeh. A geetar, and keytars.
That is very stylish and modern.
Yeh, but Charles dood, doo dose doods know about anyt'ing dat ain't a geetar?
Well, Skwisgaar and Toki do not need to actually know anything, Pickles. They are celebrities.
Yeah come on, Pickles, Skwisgaar and Toki are famous.
Yeh, dat's troo. An' here's a t'ing from me. It's left over from an S&B t'ing.
Wait, you scrubbed fucking POTS and PANS?
An idea from our old manager dood.
Why don't WE have dish scrubbers, Charles? I could scrub off greasy grime much better than some S&B dildo!
Uh, I'll, ah, look into that Nathan.
That's better.
And this, uh, is a little something from me.
Oh, dis is excellent!
Wait, what's up with the coffee cup with a bat and the bat puppet? I don't understand it and I don't LIKE things I don't understand.
Bats are, uh, a quite metal species.
Dey go out flyin' at night an' drink blud and stuff like dat!
And, ah, you recall that story regarding Ozzie Ozborne?
Yeh, Ozzie dood!
THE OZ MAN! OK, yeah, you're right, PUT IT IN THE YULE BOX OF DOOM!
And Dr. Twinkletits wanted us to enclose this very last item. It's affirmations, for when you rock talk.
Eh.
Yeah, eh, weird dude.
So, we need to finish up now, I have a date on the links with Huey Lewis's former saxophonist.
Yeah, let's sign the FUCKING CARD. Hey, what the FUCK does this have to do with a BRUTAL YULE?
I personally think tentacles are, uh, very festive.
Dat's wut you said last night.
This is more stuff I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
You don't like, ah, monkey pirates, Nathan?
MONKEYS ARE AWESOME! Sometimes I think you're a little SLOW, Charles. NOW SIGN THE FUCKING CARD.
All right, there we go. I'll see you tonight, ah, Pickles, when we, uh, catch up on those figures.
Shoore chief. Gahta get does figures straight. And dere we go wit' da card....
And you'll finish THIS RECORDING Pickles? Whatever it is you guys do in that booth thing with the little GAY KNOBS?
Heh. Gay knobs. Uhhhhh, speakin' o' knobs....
WHAT?
Heh, Nat'an, yoo are gonna laugh....
PICKLES!!!!
Dick Knubbler here, baby, yeah. Pickles had a bit of an issue with the equipment, yeah. So me and Charles had a Klokateer type it up for you, baby. Hope you have a rockin' Christmas/Festivus/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa/solstice, and check out my new holiday special, Dick Knubbler Presents, Dick Knubbler's Rockin' Holiday Season, Starring Dick Knubbler Plus Other Special Guests. Available on Pay-per-View, yeah.
I wrote a letter/fic/drabble/thingie to go with the Secret Pals gift I put together this year, so in case you're interested, I'm too fucking lazy to get the same fonts in HTML, but this is the text....
All right, welcome to YOUR AWESOME METAL CHRISTMAS GIFT OF AWESOME, by me, Nathan Explosion. Are you getting all this all RECORDED, Pickles?
Hey, shure, dood. No problem!
Because now I'm going to tell you about your AWESOME YULE....
Uhhhh, cud yoo wait a minnit, dood?
Wait – why?
Dere we go! Dat's all fixed now!
What's fixed? Wait! What was wrong?
Nuttin', nuttin' at all chief. Yoo jest go on along as yoo were....
Hi, there, uh, Pickles. I, ah, hope I'm not late.
Nope, Charles dood, we're jest getting' started here....
Wait, I've been talking for TWENTY MINUTES!
Dat's okee dood, we'll jest go to da transcript if need be.
The TRANSCRIPT?
An' we gaht ProTools....
Oh, and Pickles. You, ah, left this in my room. When we were you know, accounting. Last night. There ya go.
Oooo, I wuz wonderin' where dat went. T'anks.
Wait, you guys do accounting?
Yeh, gahta make soore everyt'ing adds up.
Correct accounting is important. It creates a nice atmosphere. Now, shall we get started on the, ah, nondenominational holiday gift.
Yeah enough FUCKING AROUND. The first gift is from me, NATHAN EXPLOSION. It's METAL PENCILS. So you can CREATE. Because CREATION IS METAL.
Ooo, dat looks fun. Look, liddle robot doods!
Oh, ah, speaking of electronics, ah, I think this is yours as well.
Oh, yeh, dat's mine too.
You guys were using THAT for ACCOUNTING?
Gahta keep dose numbers straight.
Yes, and, ah, anyway, here is a present from William. I'm not sure.
It's DEATH METAL HEADPHONES. So you can listen during HAMBURGER TIME.
Heh. Hamboorger time.
….
CHARLES!
Gahta say it, dood.
…. Hamburger time.
And this is from Skwisgaar and Toki.
Yeh. A geetar, and keytars.
That is very stylish and modern.
Yeh, but Charles dood, doo dose doods know about anyt'ing dat ain't a geetar?
Well, Skwisgaar and Toki do not need to actually know anything, Pickles. They are celebrities.
Yeah come on, Pickles, Skwisgaar and Toki are famous.
Yeh, dat's troo. An' here's a t'ing from me. It's left over from an S&B t'ing.
Wait, you scrubbed fucking POTS and PANS?
An idea from our old manager dood.
Why don't WE have dish scrubbers, Charles? I could scrub off greasy grime much better than some S&B dildo!
Uh, I'll, ah, look into that Nathan.
That's better.
And this, uh, is a little something from me.
Oh, dis is excellent!
Wait, what's up with the coffee cup with a bat and the bat puppet? I don't understand it and I don't LIKE things I don't understand.
Bats are, uh, a quite metal species.
Dey go out flyin' at night an' drink blud and stuff like dat!
And, ah, you recall that story regarding Ozzie Ozborne?
Yeh, Ozzie dood!
THE OZ MAN! OK, yeah, you're right, PUT IT IN THE YULE BOX OF DOOM!
And Dr. Twinkletits wanted us to enclose this very last item. It's affirmations, for when you rock talk.
Eh.
Yeah, eh, weird dude.
So, we need to finish up now, I have a date on the links with Huey Lewis's former saxophonist.
Yeah, let's sign the FUCKING CARD. Hey, what the FUCK does this have to do with a BRUTAL YULE?
I personally think tentacles are, uh, very festive.
Dat's wut you said last night.
This is more stuff I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
You don't like, ah, monkey pirates, Nathan?
MONKEYS ARE AWESOME! Sometimes I think you're a little SLOW, Charles. NOW SIGN THE FUCKING CARD.
All right, there we go. I'll see you tonight, ah, Pickles, when we, uh, catch up on those figures.
Shoore chief. Gahta get does figures straight. And dere we go wit' da card....
And you'll finish THIS RECORDING Pickles? Whatever it is you guys do in that booth thing with the little GAY KNOBS?
Heh. Gay knobs. Uhhhhh, speakin' o' knobs....
WHAT?
Heh, Nat'an, yoo are gonna laugh....
PICKLES!!!!
Dick Knubbler here, baby, yeah. Pickles had a bit of an issue with the equipment, yeah. So me and Charles had a Klokateer type it up for you, baby. Hope you have a rockin' Christmas/Festivus/Hanukkah/Yule/Kwanzaa/solstice, and check out my new holiday special, Dick Knubbler Presents, Dick Knubbler's Rockin' Holiday Season, Starring Dick Knubbler Plus Other Special Guests. Available on Pay-per-View, yeah.
