Drabble: AngelKlok

[tikific]

I totally blame nugatorytm for this one....



So, I wrote Under the Gaydar as yet another attempt to do N/C, and massively failed. BUT! nugatorytm came up with highly amusing angel names for the band. So, since what my AU needs right now is ANOTHER DANG AU, this came out....


"Doods, I am Whatdehel, da magical dooooood!"

"Scho, you're magical? Well, I'm fat! I'm a FAT ANGEL. Juscht let me kill myself now," pouted Urinel.

"What ams you beens smoksing now," inquired Kisntel.

"Ah'm high on ANJIL DUST doods!"

"Kisntel ams poksing me wit' his wings tip!' whined Sospeshel.

"Angelic guys, can we try to, ah, put the wings away at the, ah, BAND MEETINGS?" Sariel inquired.

"YOU NEVER LET US DO ANYTHING!" Loudiyel shouted.

"I let you have some of my, ah, PIE last week."

"No, dudes, you ams ates it all."

"No pie! Isch it becausch I'm fat? Isch that why?"

"Oh, that's, ah, right. Well, I really love my PIE, as I am an, uh, ANGEL."

"But we're all angel doooooods now!"

"Well, you still don't get any of my, ah, fucking pie. OK, gotta go."

"Hey, why aren't you CHAIRING THE FUCKING BAND MEETING?"

"This is, ah, slash fiction, and now I need to go have HOT ANGEL SEX with my boyfriend."

"Ams we gets da pies?"

"No. No you don't."

"Thisch alternate universche fucking schucks!"

"Well, I'm sorry you feel that way, William, why don't you inquire with Sushi about her werewolf AU instead? Good day."

"Hrm. Hot werewolf scheschx!"

"I ams still wants da pies."

Comments

[sike-saner.livejournal.com]

"This is, ah, slash fiction, and now I need to go have HOT ANGEL SEX with my boyfriend."

I wish I had been having some pie when I got to that line. Because, see, I would have undoubtedly shot pie out my nose upon reading that had I in fact been partaking of pie at the time, and IMO that line is very deserving of having someone actually shoot something out their nose in amusement at it. And having that something be little crumbs of pie seems all the more fitting, given the fic from which said line stems. Even though it would probably feel at least kinda awful to expel pie bits from the nose.

[tikific.livejournal.com]

Are you finding you're craving pie? Because, I'm totally going to go have a piece now. BEFORE DINNER.

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Urinel, meet your werewolf counterpart, Mangy.

(And if you think you got the bad luck, talk to Toki. He has yet to stop chasing his tail.)

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Oh, and the babysitting fic continues apace. I think Sariel has definitely met his match--and just like with Raziel's kids, nobody believes him that the cute little blonde girl is EVIL.

[tikific.livejournal.com]

Oh, gods, I can't wait to see. There's something about Sariel and evil children!

[nugatorytm.livejournal.com]

Oh sure, blame me. Can I help it if I'm so creative? Maybe I schould give myschelf a frontal lobotomy or schomething...oh crap, I've become a WereMurderfasche. Umm...Schuschi?

[tikific.livejournal.com]

WereMurderface. Hahahahahahaha.....

[zsomeone.livejournal.com]

The possibilities are endless, aren't they? Watching you write all this is like watching a sweater unravel, a zillion random strings all over the place, yet it's all still connected.

Actually, I don't think sweaters work that way, but I don't knit. Substitute thready material of your choice.

[tikific.livejournal.com]

I have NO IDEA how sweaters work (she said proudly).

I was terrible today. I need to write something sad. I can write silly shit forever, but when something bad happens.... So I cleaned out my closet, went to check out PO box, ate some pie, surfed the web for angel images, wrote a drabble.....