tikific | Getting Mellow (Mythklok AU Interstitial)

Title: Getting Mellow (Mythklok AU Interstitial)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Tiny Baby Sariel and friends
Warnings: Slash, AU, OCs, swearing
Notes: Sushi was wondering what ever happened to a certain character....

Somewhere in an alternate universe far away....

"So, you don't mind?"

"Naw, Sariel and I are buddies."

"I was under the impression that you didn't care for children?"

"Aw, but he's a little angel!"

"Yes, he is a treasure!"

"Just run your errands. We'll be fine. We'll just have some pie, I mean, a balanced and healthy vegan dinner. And maybe watch some porn, I mean, some educational videos."

"Oh, I have some instructional DVDs stacked on the coffee table! Thank you, darling," Ganesh gushed, giving Raziel elaborate air kisses. "Goodbye, my love," he told Sariel, blowing him a tiny kiss, and disappearing in to the night.

"So," said Raziel, "your boytoy is gone, wanna watch something?" She looked at the stack of DVDs Ganesh had indicated. "Hrm. My Little Kama Sutra Goes to Bangkok, part 2? But, I don't see part 1 here! You think we'll be able to follow the plot?"

"Inluvwidpye," Sariel gabbled in baby Angelic.

"Yeah, we'll get you something to eat in a bit."

"Hey, Raz dood! Hey, baby dood!"

"Oh, hi Pickles! Sorry, you missed Ganesha by like a minute."

"Oh, dat's okey. Mind if I hang?"

"We're just watching, er, some educational videos."

"Oh, My Little Kama Sootra? Dat's Toki's favorite."

"Fukswidbredanbudder," Sariel babbled, pointing to Pickles.

"But what about Ganesha?" Raziel asked.

"Fweeway," babbled Sariel.

"Ooo, you're an ambitious one," Raziel told him.

"Wut?" asked Pickles.

"He says he loves his Unky Pickles," Raziel said, handing over the infant.

Pickles rubbed noses with the tot. "Aww, Pickles wuvs ooo, baby dood!"

"You gotta love redheads," Raziel told Sariel.

Baby Sariel may have slightly wagged a tiny silvery eyebrow at Raziel.

Pickles brought out a rather monstrous sized joint. "Wanna hit?" he asked, lighting up. "It's my special blend!"

"Getfukkinsloppy!" Sariel gabbled, snatching at the joint.

Raziel skillfully grabbed the infant back. "I think animal tranquilizers can wait 'til you're in kindergarten. Let's get you some pie. Pickles, I'm gonna feed Sariel now. you want anything from the kitchen?"

"Dat's cool, dood. I'm mellow."

Raziel carted Sariel off to the kitchen.

"Hey, uh, dude."

"Ooooooh, heeeeeey, Nat'an! Why'n't yoo stay an' hang?"

"Uhhhhh. I got Lavo out in the car and I kind of gotta get back because we're on the way to her new show where she's uh...."

"Ooooooo, she's in da carpet agen?"

"Uh, no, completely NEW CONCEPT, she goes to a football stadium and gets rolled up in ASTROTURF! It's, uh, SHAG-ISM."

"But we were jest sittin' gettin' high an watching My Liddle Kama Sootra."

"Oh, part 2, shit, and I haven't seen this one yet. I'd really like to hang, but...."

"Phew, what the heck kinda pie has Sarasvati been making?" Raziel was asking baby Sariel. "Sardine and asparagus?"

"Wut's up, doods?"

"Well, I had to change Sariel's toxic diapers, but now I can't find the old one to put in the hamper," Raziel told them.

"Hey, dooooooods! Look out dere!" Pickles called, pointing out the window.

"Whoa, Sariel," Raziel asked, "how did your poopy diaper get in Nathan's car?"

"Whoa, LAVO!" Nathan growled.

"Hey, dood, yer girlfriend can run!"

"Eyedsurpuntyne," gabbled Sariel, fluttering tiny silvery wings.

"Huh, well, I really wouldn't recommend trying to return to your vehicle any time soon," Raziel explained.

"Aw. Yeah. What a GRAVE DISAPPOINTMENT," Nathan noted. "You guys got beer?"

"We have pie and angel dust," Raziel told him.

"Close enough," said Nathan, making himself comfortable on Ganesh's couch. "So, did you dudes see My Little Kama Sutra Goes to Bangkok Part 1?"

"No, dood, we're comin' in on da middle."

"Oh, well, that chick? She ordered a pizza. And COULDN'T PAY FOR IT!"

"Whoa! So, wut did she doo?" Pickles asked.

"Yeah, I can't imagine a way out of that predicament!" Raziel commented.

Sariel gabbled something in Baby Angelic.

"Well, that's ambitious," Raziel told him.

"Wut did da baby dood say?" Pickles asked.

"Wait the baby dude already talks? Isn't that a little bit FREAKY?"

"Dood, Gannish has bin showin' him da educational videos!"

"Oh, yeah, so, I guess, what did he say, anyway?"

"Uh, he loves his Unky Nathan!" Raziel said, handing the baby over to the lead singer.

"Oh, well, I guess that's kind of, uhhhh, cute or something...." Nathan said uncertainly.

"Greedy little bastard," Raziel told him.

Baby Sariel, on Nathan's lap, waggled a tiny silver eyebrow at Raziel.