Getting Mellow (Mythklok AU Interstitial)
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tikificTitle: Getting Mellow (Mythklok AU Interstitial)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Tiny Baby Sariel and friends
Warnings: Slash, AU, OCs, swearing
Notes: Sushi was wondering what ever happened to a certain character....
Somewhere in an alternate universe far away....
"So, you don't mind?"
"Naw, Sariel and I are buddies."
"I was under the impression that you didn't care for children?"
"Aw, but he's a little angel!"
"Yes, he is a treasure!"
"Just run your errands. We'll be fine. We'll just have some pie, I mean, a balanced and healthy vegan dinner. And maybe watch some porn, I mean, some educational videos."
"Oh, I have some instructional DVDs stacked on the coffee table! Thank you, darling," Ganesh gushed, giving Raziel elaborate air kisses. "Goodbye, my love," he told Sariel, blowing him a tiny kiss, and disappearing in to the night.
"So," said Raziel, "your boytoy is gone, wanna watch something?" She looked at the stack of DVDs Ganesh had indicated. "Hrm. My Little Kama Sutra Goes to Bangkok, part 2? But, I don't see part 1 here! You think we'll be able to follow the plot?"
"Inluvwidpye," Sariel gabbled in baby Angelic.
"Yeah, we'll get you something to eat in a bit."
"Hey, Raz dood! Hey, baby dood!"
"Oh, hi Pickles! Sorry, you missed Ganesha by like a minute."
"Oh, dat's okey. Mind if I hang?"
"We're just watching, er, some educational videos."
"Oh, My Little Kama Sootra? Dat's Toki's favorite."
"Fukswidbredanbudder," Sariel babbled, pointing to Pickles.
"But what about Ganesha?" Raziel asked.
"Fweeway," babbled Sariel.
"Ooo, you're an ambitious one," Raziel told him.
"Wut?" asked Pickles.
"He says he loves his Unky Pickles," Raziel said, handing over the infant.
Pickles rubbed noses with the tot. "Aww, Pickles wuvs ooo, baby dood!"
"You gotta love redheads," Raziel told Sariel.
Baby Sariel may have slightly wagged a tiny silvery eyebrow at Raziel.
Pickles brought out a rather monstrous sized joint. "Wanna hit?" he asked, lighting up. "It's my special blend!"
"Getfukkinsloppy!" Sariel gabbled, snatching at the joint.
Raziel skillfully grabbed the infant back. "I think animal tranquilizers can wait 'til you're in kindergarten. Let's get you some pie. Pickles, I'm gonna feed Sariel now. you want anything from the kitchen?"
"Dat's cool, dood. I'm mellow."
Raziel carted Sariel off to the kitchen.
"Hey, uh, dude."
"Ooooooh, heeeeeey, Nat'an! Why'n't yoo stay an' hang?"
"Uhhhhh. I got Lavo out in the car and I kind of gotta get back because we're on the way to her new show where she's uh...."
"Ooooooo, she's in da carpet agen?"
"Uh, no, completely NEW CONCEPT, she goes to a football stadium and gets rolled up in ASTROTURF! It's, uh, SHAG-ISM."
"But we were jest sittin' gettin' high an watching My Liddle Kama Sootra."
"Oh, part 2, shit, and I haven't seen this one yet. I'd really like to hang, but...."
"Phew, what the heck kinda pie has Sarasvati been making?" Raziel was asking baby Sariel. "Sardine and asparagus?"
"Wut's up, doods?"
"Well, I had to change Sariel's toxic diapers, but now I can't find the old one to put in the hamper," Raziel told them.
"Hey, dooooooods! Look out dere!" Pickles called, pointing out the window.
"Whoa, Sariel," Raziel asked, "how did your poopy diaper get in Nathan's car?"
"Whoa, LAVO!" Nathan growled.
"Hey, dood, yer girlfriend can run!"
"Eyedsurpuntyne," gabbled Sariel, fluttering tiny silvery wings.
"Huh, well, I really wouldn't recommend trying to return to your vehicle any time soon," Raziel explained.
"Aw. Yeah. What a GRAVE DISAPPOINTMENT," Nathan noted. "You guys got beer?"
"We have pie and angel dust," Raziel told him.
"Close enough," said Nathan, making himself comfortable on Ganesh's couch. "So, did you dudes see My Little Kama Sutra Goes to Bangkok Part 1?"
"No, dood, we're comin' in on da middle."
"Oh, well, that chick? She ordered a pizza. And COULDN'T PAY FOR IT!"
"Whoa! So, wut did she doo?" Pickles asked.
"Yeah, I can't imagine a way out of that predicament!" Raziel commented.
Sariel gabbled something in Baby Angelic.
"Well, that's ambitious," Raziel told him.
"Wut did da baby dood say?" Pickles asked.
"Wait the baby dude already talks? Isn't that a little bit FREAKY?"
"Dood, Gannish has bin showin' him da educational videos!"
"Oh, yeah, so, I guess, what did he say, anyway?"
"Uh, he loves his Unky Nathan!" Raziel said, handing the baby over to the lead singer.
"Oh, well, I guess that's kind of, uhhhh, cute or something...." Nathan said uncertainly.
"Greedy little bastard," Raziel told him.
Baby Sariel, on Nathan's lap, waggled a tiny silver eyebrow at Raziel.
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Tiny Baby Sariel and friends
Warnings: Slash, AU, OCs, swearing
Notes: Sushi was wondering what ever happened to a certain character....
Somewhere in an alternate universe far away....
"So, you don't mind?"
"Naw, Sariel and I are buddies."
"I was under the impression that you didn't care for children?"
"Aw, but he's a little angel!"
"Yes, he is a treasure!"
"Just run your errands. We'll be fine. We'll just have some pie, I mean, a balanced and healthy vegan dinner. And maybe watch some porn, I mean, some educational videos."
"Oh, I have some instructional DVDs stacked on the coffee table! Thank you, darling," Ganesh gushed, giving Raziel elaborate air kisses. "Goodbye, my love," he told Sariel, blowing him a tiny kiss, and disappearing in to the night.
"So," said Raziel, "your boytoy is gone, wanna watch something?" She looked at the stack of DVDs Ganesh had indicated. "Hrm. My Little Kama Sutra Goes to Bangkok, part 2? But, I don't see part 1 here! You think we'll be able to follow the plot?"
"Inluvwidpye," Sariel gabbled in baby Angelic.
"Yeah, we'll get you something to eat in a bit."
"Hey, Raz dood! Hey, baby dood!"
"Oh, hi Pickles! Sorry, you missed Ganesha by like a minute."
"Oh, dat's okey. Mind if I hang?"
"We're just watching, er, some educational videos."
"Oh, My Little Kama Sootra? Dat's Toki's favorite."
"Fukswidbredanbudder," Sariel babbled, pointing to Pickles.
"But what about Ganesha?" Raziel asked.
"Fweeway," babbled Sariel.
"Ooo, you're an ambitious one," Raziel told him.
"Wut?" asked Pickles.
"He says he loves his Unky Pickles," Raziel said, handing over the infant.
Pickles rubbed noses with the tot. "Aww, Pickles wuvs ooo, baby dood!"
"You gotta love redheads," Raziel told Sariel.
Baby Sariel may have slightly wagged a tiny silvery eyebrow at Raziel.
Pickles brought out a rather monstrous sized joint. "Wanna hit?" he asked, lighting up. "It's my special blend!"
"Getfukkinsloppy!" Sariel gabbled, snatching at the joint.
Raziel skillfully grabbed the infant back. "I think animal tranquilizers can wait 'til you're in kindergarten. Let's get you some pie. Pickles, I'm gonna feed Sariel now. you want anything from the kitchen?"
"Dat's cool, dood. I'm mellow."
Raziel carted Sariel off to the kitchen.
"Hey, uh, dude."
"Ooooooh, heeeeeey, Nat'an! Why'n't yoo stay an' hang?"
"Uhhhhh. I got Lavo out in the car and I kind of gotta get back because we're on the way to her new show where she's uh...."
"Ooooooo, she's in da carpet agen?"
"Uh, no, completely NEW CONCEPT, she goes to a football stadium and gets rolled up in ASTROTURF! It's, uh, SHAG-ISM."
"But we were jest sittin' gettin' high an watching My Liddle Kama Sootra."
"Oh, part 2, shit, and I haven't seen this one yet. I'd really like to hang, but...."
"Phew, what the heck kinda pie has Sarasvati been making?" Raziel was asking baby Sariel. "Sardine and asparagus?"
"Wut's up, doods?"
"Well, I had to change Sariel's toxic diapers, but now I can't find the old one to put in the hamper," Raziel told them.
"Hey, dooooooods! Look out dere!" Pickles called, pointing out the window.
"Whoa, Sariel," Raziel asked, "how did your poopy diaper get in Nathan's car?"
"Whoa, LAVO!" Nathan growled.
"Hey, dood, yer girlfriend can run!"
"Eyedsurpuntyne," gabbled Sariel, fluttering tiny silvery wings.
"Huh, well, I really wouldn't recommend trying to return to your vehicle any time soon," Raziel explained.
"Aw. Yeah. What a GRAVE DISAPPOINTMENT," Nathan noted. "You guys got beer?"
"We have pie and angel dust," Raziel told him.
"Close enough," said Nathan, making himself comfortable on Ganesh's couch. "So, did you dudes see My Little Kama Sutra Goes to Bangkok Part 1?"
"No, dood, we're comin' in on da middle."
"Oh, well, that chick? She ordered a pizza. And COULDN'T PAY FOR IT!"
"Whoa! So, wut did she doo?" Pickles asked.
"Yeah, I can't imagine a way out of that predicament!" Raziel commented.
Sariel gabbled something in Baby Angelic.
"Well, that's ambitious," Raziel told him.
"Wut did da baby dood say?" Pickles asked.
"Wait the baby dude already talks? Isn't that a little bit FREAKY?"
"Dood, Gannish has bin showin' him da educational videos!"
"Oh, yeah, so, I guess, what did he say, anyway?"
"Uh, he loves his Unky Nathan!" Raziel said, handing the baby over to the lead singer.
"Oh, well, I guess that's kind of, uhhhh, cute or something...." Nathan said uncertainly.
"Greedy little bastard," Raziel told him.
Baby Sariel, on Nathan's lap, waggled a tiny silver eyebrow at Raziel.
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Date: 2011-03-27 11:04 pm (UTC)But won't Ganesh be jealous? Or should he pwepawetubefillin?
"Oh, My Little Kama Sootra? Dat's Toki's favorite."
Yes, but WHICH ONE of the Tokii?
"Getfukkinsloppy!" Sariel gabbled, snatching at the joint.
Aaaaand this is where I lost it to the point that Mom came in. The conversation went:
"Are you laughing at Pea?"
"*cackles to tears*head on desk*"
"*comes in* Oh, let me---"
"Uhhh, you won't get it."
"*Mom flees*"
"Phew, what the heck kinda pie has Sarasvati been making?" Raziel was asking baby Sariel. "Sardine and asparagus?"
*cue flappy toddler hands of horror*
"Hey, dood, yer girlfriend can run!"
"Eyedsurpuntyne," gabbled Sariel, fluttering tiny silvery wings.
"Huh, well, I really wouldn't recommend trying to return to your vehicle any time soon," Raziel explained.
"Aw. Yeah. What a GRAVE DISAPPOINTMENT," Nathan noted. "You guys got beer?"
"We have pie and angel dust," Raziel told him.
FFFFFFFT. WHY CAN'T I SPEND MY WEEKENDS AT GANESH'S PLACE?
And if Lavo needs to serpentine, does that mean Sariel has the rest of the diaper pail at the ready?
(Also, YAY, LAVO! Damn, that chick can run. Poor Nathan. He'll have to make do with pie, angel dust, and Baby
HermanSariel.)"Oh, yeah, so, I guess, what did he say, anyway?"
"Uh, he loves his Unky Nathan!" Raziel said, handing the baby over to the lead singer.
*takes notes from Baby Sariel*
Of course, he only proves my theory that babies are evil and not to be trusted. However, I'm dealing with a teenage Rigyn right now, and, uh, yeah. C'MERE, BABY SARIEL! I'D RATHER TAKE CARE OF A BALL OF INNOCENCE AND PURITY LIKE YOU!
(I know I have yet to comment on Birth. I've read it once, but not yet had time and/or spoons to comment. Going to read it one more time before I do.)
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Date: 2011-03-28 12:06 am (UTC)Funny that a lot of stuff Dethklok says is actually semi-believable coming out of the mouth of a 6-month-old.
C'MERE, BABY SARIEL! I'D RATHER TAKE CARE OF A BALL OF INNOCENCE AND PURITY LIKE YOU!
Heh. I can't remember whose idea it was, but I totally wanna Talking Baby Sariel doll. To say like, evil little things.
(I know I have yet to comment on Birth. I've read it once, but not yet had time and/or spoons to comment. Going to read it one more time before I do.)
Oh, that's OK. I always appreciate your comments. Just, being me, I always assume, when people don't comment, it must be because everybody has figured out I'm a giant fraud and now hates me and I need to like wherever the leper dudes used to hang out. Yes, BALL OF CONFIDENCE.
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Date: 2011-03-27 11:07 pm (UTC)I want to see this... purerly for educational purposes, ya know.
The baby talk becoming (mostly) understandable is hilarious. Do angels age at the human rate, or faster? I'm unclear on that.
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Date: 2011-03-27 11:27 pm (UTC)That's a terrific question, and I meant to say something about it. I think newborns are cute, but I don't find them terribly interesting. So I made Baby Sariel around 7 or 8 months (because, why not, it's magic). That's about when they sit up, and when they tend to start babbling. Obviously, Baby Sariel is a lot more aware than a human infant - as I told Sushi, after he was murdered, his soul hung out in Brahma's garden for many eons, developing a taste for Sarasvati's pies. And also getting a little stir crazy. So, he's sort of an old soul in a new body.
In the main story I'm gonna jump ahead a few months, so Raziel's babies are sitting up and babbling. They're brand new souls, so they're not gonna be as, er, advanced as Baby Sariel.
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Date: 2011-03-28 12:33 am (UTC)Also, I am terribly amused by the fact that the phrase "Sariel's toxic diapers" had a reason to happen.
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Date: 2011-03-28 12:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-28 01:22 am (UTC)Okay, I must be tired, the first things that came to my mind was:
1) Pickles is screwing a hollowed-out loaf of bread, using butter as lube;
2) Pickles is screwing Skwisgaar and Toki--quite possibly at the same time.
"But what about Ganesha?" Raziel asked.
"Fweeway," babbled Sariel.
Yep, I'm using the tired excuse. Now I'm thinking that Genesh is turning tricks at the freeway entrance.
"Phew, what the heck kinda pie has Sarasvati been making?" Raziel was asking baby Sariel. "Sardine and asparagus?"
Perhaps she made that pie for Toki? I'm fairly sure there are a couple of Tokii out there who are pining away.
"We have pie and angel dust," Raziel told him.
Why am I picturing everyone burying their noses in Sariel's wings and snorting? Is it angel dust that makes those wings glowy?
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Date: 2011-03-28 01:39 am (UTC)2) Pickles is screwing Skwisgaar and Toki--quite possibly at the same time.
Yep, I'm using the tired excuse. Now I'm thinking that Genesh is turning tricks at the freeway entrance.
Why am I picturing everyone burying their noses in Sariel's wings and snorting? Is it angel dust that makes those wings glowy?
*dies*
Yes, everybody is out on the freeway, with loaves of bread and butter, snorting Sariel!!
"Mmmmm, glowy dood!"
I was sort of thinking it would be fun if we all lived physically close to one another and could all gather in the den with a bottle of wine, only then probably before too long SOMEBODY would call the police over all these obviously hysterical and potentially dangerous women.
But, anyway. :D
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Date: 2011-03-28 01:57 am (UTC):D
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