Collegiality (Mythklok, Chapter 1)

Title: Collegiality
Author: tikistitch
Rating: R
Pairing: Selatcia/CFO
Warnings: Heavily implied non-con. The prompt requested “dark and creepy,” and that’s kind of how it came out.
Summary: A former colleague visits CFO.
Notes: Written for the Back to Dethklok Mini Rareathon. I’ve actually never tried writing slash before. PLEASE DON’T KILL ME.


( ”Collegiality” )

The Wild Hunt (Mythklok, Chapter 2)

FAuthor: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Skwisgaar/CFO
Warnings: Swearing. AU. There’s reference to het but really not much slash. If you hate OCs, the All-Father and Raziel are not technically original, as they’re from the Norse Pantheon and the Kabbalah, respectively, but, you know, they’re also not members of Dethklok. ALSO! I haven’t really tried writing Skwisgaar before. Skwisgirls, please don’t TP my house? You can have him back and he’ll still be dreamy.
Notes: A billionty thanks to wikdsushi, the world’s most brutal beta!!



Pairing: Skwisgaar/Charles
Prompt: Fathers and sons
Must include: Use of Norse Mythology

( The Wild Hunt )

Nathan the Destroyer (Mythklok, Chapter 3)

Title: Nathan the Destroyer
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Nathan Explosion accompanies his pal Skwisgaar to Valhalla, and meets a big Dethklok fan there.
Warnings: Reference to het. F-word. AU. OC’s up the yin-yang. Graphic depiction of reading for pleasure.
Notes: Due to popular demand, I tried to make this one strange but with a bit of teh funnieh.

( Nathan the Destroyer )

Ski Niflheim (1 of 2) (Mythklok Chapter 4)

Title: Ski Niflheim
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dethklok goes to Valhalla because they hear there are hot chicks there. Skiing and mayhem ensue.
Warnings: Cursing. AU. OCs brazenly stolen from mythology. Boring technical discussions of ski equipment
Notes: You want notes? Plenty of ‘em after the jump. Also, some time during the night, this got Russian novel-type sprawling, so I'm posting it in two bits.

( SKI NIFLHEIM )

Ski Niflheim (2 of 2) (Mythklok Chapter 4)

Title: Ski Niflheim
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dethklok goes to Valhalla because they hear there are hot chicks there. Skiing and mayhem ensue.
Warnings: Cursing. AU. OCs brazenly stolen from mythology. Boring technical discussions of ski equipment
Notes: You want notes? YOU WANT NOTES? Plenty of ‘em back on Part 1. Also, some time during the night, this got Russian novel-type sprawling, so I'm posting it in two bits.

( SKI NIFLHEIM )

Fashion Week (Mythklok, Chapter 5)

Title: Fashion Week (Mythklok, Chapter 5)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Uriah/Selatcia finally goes too far, and Charles is forced to do something stupid. No, REALLY stupid. Like, Nathan Explosion-level stupid. Yes, that stupid.
Warnings: Cursing. AU. Reference to het lovin'. OCs who have overstayed their welcome. Haute couture. Possible character death.
Notes: You want notes? YOU WANT NOTES? Plenty of ‘em after the jump.

( FASHION WEEK )

The Lady and the Tiger (1 of 2) (Mythklok, Chapter 6)

Title: The Lady and the Tiger (Mythklok, Chapter 6) (Part 1 of 2)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Pickles reaches out and touches someone. Nathan and Skwisgaar make some new friends. Charles smokes a lot and smashes stuff with a sword.
Warnings: THIS ONE GOT SLASHY - NOT A LOT BUT A LITTLE - I’M NOT SURE HOW BUT IT JUST DID I’M SORRY GUYS THIS HAPPENS SOMETIMES. Also, AU plus plenty o’ F-words and OCs and other stuff you didn’t wanna read.
Notes: A millionty billion notes after the jump

( THE LADY AND THE TIGER )

The Lady and the Tiger (2 of 2) (Mythklok, Chapter 6)

Title: The Lady and the Tiger (Mythklok, Chapter 6) (Part 2 of 2)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Pickles reaches out and touches someone. Nathan and Skwisgaar make some new friends. Charles smokes a lot and smashes stuff with a sword.
Warnings: THIS ONE GOT SLASHY - NOT A LOT BUT A LITTLE - I’M NOT SURE HOW BUT IT JUST DID I’M SORRY GUYS THIS HAPPENS SOMETIMES. Also, AU plus plenty o’ F-words and OCs and het other stuff you didn’t wanna read.
Notes: Notes attached to Part 1.

( THE LADY AND THE TIGER )

Nathan Explosion’s My Awesome Metal Life of Metal (Mythklok Interstitial)

Title: Nathan Explosion’s My Awesome Metal Life of Metal, Chapter 1
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A chapter of Nathan’s new audiobook has leaked out
Warnings: Lots and lots o’ swearing. Also, this is very brutal.
Notes: So, this is top secret, but my spies have managed to unearth tapes with the first chapter of Nathan Explosion's upcoming new audio book. This chapter had a Halloween theme, so I thought I would share it here.

( Nathan Explosion’s My Awesome Metal Life of Metal )

Live and in Concert (Mythklok, Chapter 7)

Title: Live and in Concert (Mythklok, Chapter 7)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Charles smokes while the boys plan a concert. And a bit of MythKlok: the Prequel.
Warnings: Slash AND het and so many pairings I can’t even keep track any more. Also, AU and OCs plus plenty o’ F-words and smoking.
Notes: A millionty billion notes after the jump

( LIVE AND IN CONCERT (Mythklok, Chapter 7) )

Rashomon (Mythklok Interstitial)

Title: Rashomon (Somewhere in the Mythklok AU)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sariel and Raziel swap tall stories
Warnings: Slash-y AND Het-y. Also, AU, F-word, OCs and smoking.
Notes: Notes after the jump

( Rashomon (A Mythklok WTF) )

An Official Inquiry (Mythklok, Chapter 8)

b>Title: An Official Inquiry (Mythklok, Chapter 8)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Archangel Michael is back, and this time he wants some answers. Also, Prequel!Sariel and Raziel drink beer and conspire
Warnings: NON-CON: referenced by a character, and played as un-sexy and scary and upsetting. Also, slash, AU, F-word, OCs and smoking.
Notes: Notes after the jump

( AN OFFICIAL INQUIRY )

The Tower (Mythklok, Chapter 9)

Title: The Tower (Mythklok, Chapter 9)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which things get dark and edgy. Also, Prequel!Sariel starts running with a bad crowd.
Warnings: Slash, non-con, AU, F-words, OCs, smoking.
Notes: Notes after the jump

( THE TOWER )

Vighnesha, Vighneshvara (Mythklok, Chapter 10)

Title: Vighnesha, Vighneshvara (Mythklok, Chapter 10)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Lord Ganesh adopts a troublesome stray cat, Raziel provides a lesson in Angel Management, Toki knits, Prequel!Sariel gets smacked around again
Warnings: Slash, non-con, AU, F-words, OCs, smoking. Also, I HAVE SLASHED A BELOVED METAL’PSE CHARACTER WITH AN OC. EH.
Notes: Notes after the jump

Author's Note: I just freaking love this chapter. I introduced the character Ganesh back in Chapter 3 - he had exactly one line of dialog. But he then proceeded to hang around in the background and politely but persistently inquire about a bigger role. Which, I eventually gave him. Must've been that sexy British accent.

( Vighnesha, Vighneshvara )

Women (Mythklok Interstitial)

Title: Women (Mythklok karaoke night)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A thoughtful discussion of the fairer sex
Warnings: AU, OCs
Notes: Some weird crack-y stuff that takes place in the Metal'pse AU in my head. I have no idea where this came from. And now I'm going back to watching Now, Voyager.

EDIT: Also added an even stupider bit to the end.

( WOMEN )

Falling Down (Mythklok, Chapter 11)

Title: Falling Down (Mythklok, Chapter 11)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dethklok is going to hell! Well, maybe just Nathan. Prequel!Sariel gets what’s coming to him.
Warnings: Slash, non-con, AU, F-words, OCs, smoking.
Notes: Notes after the jump

( Falling Down )

Everybody Comes to Sariel’s (Mythklok Interstitial)

Title: Everybody Comes to Sariel’s (Mythklok Interstitial)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A totally true and very romantic story of WWII era North Africa, as related by the world’s least reliable angel
Warnings: Slash, AU, F-words, OCs, smoking, silly.

Notes: Since everybody has been so patient with my VERY LONG chapters, I am giving you - MORE TO READ! Don't worry, this is short and completely silly.

During the story, Little Wing (Mythklok Chapter 12, which should be posted next week), it is mentioned in passing that CFO (who is an immortal angel in this AU) spent at least some time in North Africa during WW II. Since he is the moody sort in this universe, he pretty much refused to elaborate any further. So, this is Lady Raziel’s version of the story, which she assures us is completely, absolutely and totally 100% true.

Just one more note: in order to have a clue, you REALLY need to have seen, or at least be familiar with, a certain classic movie.

( Everybody Comes to Sariels )

Fellowship (Mythklok, Chapter 12)

Title: Fellowship (Mythklok, Chapter 12)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Nathan’s trapped in Hell. We should probably do something, huh, dudes?
Warnings: Slash, Het, AU, F-words, OCs, smoking.
Notes: Notes after the jump

( Fellowship (Mythklok, Chapter 12) )

Da Quest Doods (Mythklok Interstitial)

Title: Da Quest Doods (Mythklok Interstitial)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A tale Raziel told Toki while he was really trying to work on his dragon ship model kit.
Warnings: Slash, het, AU, F-words, OCs, smoking, Hobbit abuse
Notes: Notes after the jump

( Da Quest Doods )