tikific | Season 4 wild speculations???

I suspect it's been so quiet because there's nobody around, or you're all finishing your H&G, or everyone has now moved on to MLP fan fiction.

But just in case you're bored and wanna kill time in useless babble....

I was being snotty and just sent my imaginary list of S4 synopses to someone:

4.1: OhFuckDethClownAgain: Dr. Rockso stands in line at the DMV.
Song: "I'm a boring ass clown, shoot me already."

4.2: SalonKlok: for no apparent reason, Toki and Murderface start a
tanning salon and burn many fans to a crisp. Song: "Death Crispie."

4.3: IRSKlok: Dr. Rockso fills out Schedule A of his income taxes.
Song: "I remove the balls of the taxman while satan laughs."

4.4: SociopathsAreFunniehKlok: Seth is an ass to Pickles, who, despite
being one of the most rich and powerful men in the world, just lays
down and takes it. Song: "This makes no fucking sense."

4.5: WereTotallyOutOfIdeasKlok: Clip Show featuring all your favorite
moments from Dr. Rockso demanding cocaine, because he does it, you
know? Song: "Go back out of the water."

4.6: DethMoonRaker: Dethklok schedules a concert on Mars because it is
the most brutal planet. A comet thrown off course by the very brutal
sound kills zillions of fans and Klokateers and threatens to turn the
band to Hot Pockets, but then Charles (who has been strangely absent
all season) deflects it at the last minute by shooting it in the face
with his 38. This is followed by 15 seconds of at least 666 surreal
images of the Falconback Project running over the end credits. Song:
"Ha ha suckers."