Love and Marriage (Mythklok Interstitial)
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tikificTitle: Love and Marriage (Mythklok Interstitial)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Current events
Warnings: Slash, AU, OCs, swearing
Notes: 'Cause it's still Pride weekend, which brings up the question, why don't I get Monday off? Also, a tip of the Klokateer hood to Leanne for the teething tip.
Charles slouched into the media room at Mordhaus early one morning, wings dragging. Nathan held out his arms, and was presented with a red-faced Elias. As Charles collapsed tiredly down beside him on the couch, the singer hit a foot pedal, and soon a Klokateer appeared, holding a small cocktail glass full of carrot sticks. Nathan handed one to Elias, who ceased his wailing to chaw contentedly.
"You guys really have a foot pedal for THAT?" asked Charles.
"We have a TEETHING KID in the Haus."
Charles shrugged and popped open a beer.
"You dudes got married last weekend, right?" Nathan asked.
"Unless it was all a dream sequence, yeah?"
"Did you know you may have TRIGGERED THE APOCALYPSE?" Nathan kicked another foot pedal to bring up the sound on the TV.
"It is legitimate and necessary to ask oneself if this is not perhaps part of a new ideology of evil, perhaps more insidious and hidden," intoned a priest, who was regarding the microphone stuck in his face with a hungry look.
"Yes, Dan, the New York legislature is now in it's 122nd day of debating marriage rights for angrily beings!"
"122 days, Connie? That seems a long time!"
"They're truly a bunch of lazy motherfuckers here, Dan!" chirped Connie.
"I fucking love Connie Conehead," said Nathan.
"It will be the beginning of our country sliding towards anarchy!" intoned a man in a football helmet.
"Well, that would suck. We wouldn't get to enjoy the wedding presents."
"What did you guys get?" asked Nathan.
"Well, besides the island of San Seriffe...."
"That was A SCORE."
"Raziel's totally jealous. They still don't know what the fuck to do with Iceland. We got a complete set of Ginsu knives from Chango and Orula..."
"Those things CUT ANYTHING,"
"It's true! We got dancing elephants from Ganesh's relatives."
"You never know when those will come in handy."
"Well, that's definitely true. We got the arcade version of Undead Undead Revolution from you guys, thanks."
"Did you get to try it?"
"Are you kidding? Dancing and shooting zombies? I can't get Ganesh or Raziel off for long enough to play the fucking thing! The Koori Dream Walkers got us matching longboards."
"You gonna try 'em out?"
"Ganesh wants to. I don't wanna break a wing tryin' to pretend I'm cool. Wait, turn up the television!"
Connie Conehead appeared in the hand of a familiar looking blond Seraph.
"Connie, you say you have two announcements for us?"
"That's right, Dan! First, after a long fucking time, the assholes in the New York legislature have finally approved marriage rights for angelic beings!"
"That's big news, Connie!"
"Not as big as my news, Dan! I am announcing my engagement. This is my boyfriend, Zacharael!"
"That's one big boyfriend, Connie!"
"He's my guy, Dan," said Connie, giving the big angel a peck on the cheek.
"What do you have to say to all the opponents of angelic marriage rights, Connie?"
"Those bigoted assholes can come suck my-"
"What's going on out here?" yawned Ganesh.
"Connie Conehead just brought down THE APOCALYPSE," Nathan told him.
"Oh, that's no good. We won't be able to enjoy all those lovely wedding presents," said Ganesh, picking up Elias. "Thank you for Undead Undead Revolution, by the way!"
"Charles said you like it."
"it's jolly good fun. But I am having trouble with the boss on the sixth level."
"Oh, we should go get Toki," Nathan said, rising, "He's the UUR EXPERT."
"I thought you could just bring in the dancing elephants," Charles grinned as Ganesh narrowed his eyes.
"No!" said Nathan, "They would TRAMPLE THE ARCADE. Seriously, Charles, you should have more respect for your possessions."
"Tsk! Angels! Why don't you toddle off and trigger an apocalypse!" smiled Ganesh.
"Maybe I will! If you don't ever give me a turn on UUR!" sulked Charles.
"Oh, come along, we'll get you a turn. Don't want to miss using those fabulous Ginsu knives due to an untimely end to the world," said Ganesh.
"Do they REALLY cut ANYTHING?" Nathan asked excitedly.
"They're amazing! They slice and dice. It was worth getting married just to have them in my possession!"
"Who bought us the Super Bass-o-Matic anyway?" asked Charles as the three men left the room.
"I don't know," Ganesh admitted. "I have no idea what to do with it."
"I loaned it to Toki," said Charles. "He claimed he needed it for something."
"Wow," said a voice from the television in the now empty room. "That's terrific bass!"
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Current events
Warnings: Slash, AU, OCs, swearing
Notes: 'Cause it's still Pride weekend, which brings up the question, why don't I get Monday off? Also, a tip of the Klokateer hood to Leanne for the teething tip.
Charles slouched into the media room at Mordhaus early one morning, wings dragging. Nathan held out his arms, and was presented with a red-faced Elias. As Charles collapsed tiredly down beside him on the couch, the singer hit a foot pedal, and soon a Klokateer appeared, holding a small cocktail glass full of carrot sticks. Nathan handed one to Elias, who ceased his wailing to chaw contentedly.
"You guys really have a foot pedal for THAT?" asked Charles.
"We have a TEETHING KID in the Haus."
Charles shrugged and popped open a beer.
"You dudes got married last weekend, right?" Nathan asked.
"Unless it was all a dream sequence, yeah?"
"Did you know you may have TRIGGERED THE APOCALYPSE?" Nathan kicked another foot pedal to bring up the sound on the TV.
"It is legitimate and necessary to ask oneself if this is not perhaps part of a new ideology of evil, perhaps more insidious and hidden," intoned a priest, who was regarding the microphone stuck in his face with a hungry look.
"Yes, Dan, the New York legislature is now in it's 122nd day of debating marriage rights for angrily beings!"
"122 days, Connie? That seems a long time!"
"They're truly a bunch of lazy motherfuckers here, Dan!" chirped Connie.
"I fucking love Connie Conehead," said Nathan.
"It will be the beginning of our country sliding towards anarchy!" intoned a man in a football helmet.
"Well, that would suck. We wouldn't get to enjoy the wedding presents."
"What did you guys get?" asked Nathan.
"Well, besides the island of San Seriffe...."
"That was A SCORE."
"Raziel's totally jealous. They still don't know what the fuck to do with Iceland. We got a complete set of Ginsu knives from Chango and Orula..."
"Those things CUT ANYTHING,"
"It's true! We got dancing elephants from Ganesh's relatives."
"You never know when those will come in handy."
"Well, that's definitely true. We got the arcade version of Undead Undead Revolution from you guys, thanks."
"Did you get to try it?"
"Are you kidding? Dancing and shooting zombies? I can't get Ganesh or Raziel off for long enough to play the fucking thing! The Koori Dream Walkers got us matching longboards."
"You gonna try 'em out?"
"Ganesh wants to. I don't wanna break a wing tryin' to pretend I'm cool. Wait, turn up the television!"
Connie Conehead appeared in the hand of a familiar looking blond Seraph.
"Connie, you say you have two announcements for us?"
"That's right, Dan! First, after a long fucking time, the assholes in the New York legislature have finally approved marriage rights for angelic beings!"
"That's big news, Connie!"
"Not as big as my news, Dan! I am announcing my engagement. This is my boyfriend, Zacharael!"
"That's one big boyfriend, Connie!"
"He's my guy, Dan," said Connie, giving the big angel a peck on the cheek.
"What do you have to say to all the opponents of angelic marriage rights, Connie?"
"Those bigoted assholes can come suck my-"
"What's going on out here?" yawned Ganesh.
"Connie Conehead just brought down THE APOCALYPSE," Nathan told him.
"Oh, that's no good. We won't be able to enjoy all those lovely wedding presents," said Ganesh, picking up Elias. "Thank you for Undead Undead Revolution, by the way!"
"Charles said you like it."
"it's jolly good fun. But I am having trouble with the boss on the sixth level."
"Oh, we should go get Toki," Nathan said, rising, "He's the UUR EXPERT."
"I thought you could just bring in the dancing elephants," Charles grinned as Ganesh narrowed his eyes.
"No!" said Nathan, "They would TRAMPLE THE ARCADE. Seriously, Charles, you should have more respect for your possessions."
"Tsk! Angels! Why don't you toddle off and trigger an apocalypse!" smiled Ganesh.
"Maybe I will! If you don't ever give me a turn on UUR!" sulked Charles.
"Oh, come along, we'll get you a turn. Don't want to miss using those fabulous Ginsu knives due to an untimely end to the world," said Ganesh.
"Do they REALLY cut ANYTHING?" Nathan asked excitedly.
"They're amazing! They slice and dice. It was worth getting married just to have them in my possession!"
"Who bought us the Super Bass-o-Matic anyway?" asked Charles as the three men left the room.
"I don't know," Ganesh admitted. "I have no idea what to do with it."
"I loaned it to Toki," said Charles. "He claimed he needed it for something."
"Wow," said a voice from the television in the now empty room. "That's terrific bass!"
