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tikificTitle: Pie Quest III: Chibi Sariel (Mythklok Interstitial)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: in Search of Pie
Warnings: Slash, AU, OCs, swearing
Notes: Sushi is partially responsible for this
And Happy Star Wars day to one and all! This fic has nothing to do with a galaxy far, far away. But since when did anything I do have to do with anything else?
# Chibi Sariel is looking for pie. Can you help him?
> walk North towards Kitchen
# Chibi Raziel appears! She wants to take you to a wing bar in Milan!
> "Hey, isn't that ISAAC MIZRAHI standing right over there?"
# Raziel runs off screaming "Isaaaaac! It's meeeeee!"
> walk North towards kitchen
# You're in the Media Room! It's a Corazon de Azul marathon! Chibi Nathan and Chibi Murderface want to explain the plot to you!
> call Kloks, cause cable outage
# Chibi Nathan and Chibi Murderface frantically call Wotan to see if his cable works.
> Continue towards kitchen
# it's Chibi Ganesh! He thinks you are consuming too much pie, and it has unbalanced your chakras!
> Go wings out and do many terrible, terrible things to Chibi Ganesh
# Chibi Ganesh is smoking a chibi beedi and appears unconcerned about the whole chakra thing
> do a few more terrible things to Chibi Ganesh
# Chibi Ganesh is now sleeping peacefully, dreaming of shirtless Chris Cornell
> wake Chibi Ganesh the fuck up and do a few more unspeakable things that I just thought of to him
# Chibi Ganesh excuses himself to go brew a really strong pot of Darjeeling
> Consider following Chibi Ganesh
# Er, the point of the game is to get pie, not get laid.
> Dude, it's Chibi Ganesh.
# Yeah, true.
> Continue North towards kitchen
# Band meeting! Chibi Toki wants to show you his new knitting project, a DethShawl!
> Give Chibi Toki bag of sugary-laden Gummy Loki candies from IKEA
# Wowee!
# But now Chibi Murderface wants to explain potential Planet Piss concept album, Urinal Days, marketing plan!
> Call Chibi Dick Knubbler
# Chibi Murderface and Chibi Knubbler are having an impromptu conference under the conference table. The room suddenly empties!
> continue towards kitchen
# Love Goddess Attack! Chibi Parvati is visiting somebody at Mordhaus! You begin to feel peacefully sleepy
> Call for divine intervention
# Shirtless Chris Cornell descends from the Heavens to guide you
# Dude! Remember the important things in life! Like me! I'm Shirtless Chris Cornell!
> I thought this game was about pie?
# You're bitching about Shirtless Chris Cornell?
> Actually, no. continue towards kitchen.
# It's Chibi Raziel again! She wants to show you her new shoes!
> Point out she needs a cute hat to go with them.
# Chibi Raziel dashes off to Milan
# Chibi Pickles is here! He’s got some Extra Special Blend to share with you!
> Sharing is good!
# You awaken up on the roof some hours later, unsure about what exactly has happened to your pants.
> Consider following Chibi Ganesh
# Oh not that again!
> Steal Pickles’ pants, and one more puff of Extra Special Blend
> Confabulate down the immiseration to the palabra
# You’ve made it to the kitchen
> check fridge
# There is no pie left!!!
> Chibi call of despair: WAIIIIIIIIIIIII!
# Chibi Ganesh appears, still looking rumpled. He sighs deeply and rings Auntie Sarasvati
“You really think this shit is gonna sell?” Sariel asked skeptically.
“Oh yes, we’re marketing towards the tiny tots….”
“The tiny tots…”
“Who are a great potential market…”
“Well, they and their parents….”
“Unless we can persuade them to go into their parents’ wallets and steal their credit cards…”
“Right in their chubby little fingers!”
“OK, but if you’re making a game to market to Dethklok fans,” Sariel asked the chattering scientists, “why the fuck did you make ME the main character?”
“Oh, it was at Lady Raziel’s suggestion….” The scientist swept a hand back to indicate the small angel.
“ISAAC!” called Raziel as she rapidly typed into a laptop computer.
“You listened to Raziel’s marketing plan?”
“It has proven very popular with others!”
“How ams you makes da Shirtlesses Chris Cornells appears?” asked a frustrated Toki, shaking his laptop.
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: in Search of Pie
Warnings: Slash, AU, OCs, swearing
Notes: Sushi is partially responsible for this
And Happy Star Wars day to one and all! This fic has nothing to do with a galaxy far, far away. But since when did anything I do have to do with anything else?
# Chibi Sariel is looking for pie. Can you help him?
> walk North towards Kitchen
# Chibi Raziel appears! She wants to take you to a wing bar in Milan!
> "Hey, isn't that ISAAC MIZRAHI standing right over there?"
# Raziel runs off screaming "Isaaaaac! It's meeeeee!"
> walk North towards kitchen
# You're in the Media Room! It's a Corazon de Azul marathon! Chibi Nathan and Chibi Murderface want to explain the plot to you!
> call Kloks, cause cable outage
# Chibi Nathan and Chibi Murderface frantically call Wotan to see if his cable works.
> Continue towards kitchen
# it's Chibi Ganesh! He thinks you are consuming too much pie, and it has unbalanced your chakras!
> Go wings out and do many terrible, terrible things to Chibi Ganesh
# Chibi Ganesh is smoking a chibi beedi and appears unconcerned about the whole chakra thing
> do a few more terrible things to Chibi Ganesh
# Chibi Ganesh is now sleeping peacefully, dreaming of shirtless Chris Cornell
> wake Chibi Ganesh the fuck up and do a few more unspeakable things that I just thought of to him
# Chibi Ganesh excuses himself to go brew a really strong pot of Darjeeling
> Consider following Chibi Ganesh
# Er, the point of the game is to get pie, not get laid.
> Dude, it's Chibi Ganesh.
# Yeah, true.
> Continue North towards kitchen
# Band meeting! Chibi Toki wants to show you his new knitting project, a DethShawl!
> Give Chibi Toki bag of sugary-laden Gummy Loki candies from IKEA
# Wowee!
# But now Chibi Murderface wants to explain potential Planet Piss concept album, Urinal Days, marketing plan!
> Call Chibi Dick Knubbler
# Chibi Murderface and Chibi Knubbler are having an impromptu conference under the conference table. The room suddenly empties!
> continue towards kitchen
# Love Goddess Attack! Chibi Parvati is visiting somebody at Mordhaus! You begin to feel peacefully sleepy
> Call for divine intervention
# Shirtless Chris Cornell descends from the Heavens to guide you
# Dude! Remember the important things in life! Like me! I'm Shirtless Chris Cornell!
> I thought this game was about pie?
# You're bitching about Shirtless Chris Cornell?
> Actually, no. continue towards kitchen.
# It's Chibi Raziel again! She wants to show you her new shoes!
> Point out she needs a cute hat to go with them.
# Chibi Raziel dashes off to Milan
# Chibi Pickles is here! He’s got some Extra Special Blend to share with you!
> Sharing is good!
# You awaken up on the roof some hours later, unsure about what exactly has happened to your pants.
> Consider following Chibi Ganesh
# Oh not that again!
> Steal Pickles’ pants, and one more puff of Extra Special Blend
> Confabulate down the immiseration to the palabra
# You’ve made it to the kitchen
> check fridge
# There is no pie left!!!
> Chibi call of despair: WAIIIIIIIIIIIII!
# Chibi Ganesh appears, still looking rumpled. He sighs deeply and rings Auntie Sarasvati
“You really think this shit is gonna sell?” Sariel asked skeptically.
“Oh yes, we’re marketing towards the tiny tots….”
“The tiny tots…”
“Who are a great potential market…”
“Well, they and their parents….”
“Unless we can persuade them to go into their parents’ wallets and steal their credit cards…”
“Right in their chubby little fingers!”
“OK, but if you’re making a game to market to Dethklok fans,” Sariel asked the chattering scientists, “why the fuck did you make ME the main character?”
“Oh, it was at Lady Raziel’s suggestion….” The scientist swept a hand back to indicate the small angel.
“ISAAC!” called Raziel as she rapidly typed into a laptop computer.
“You listened to Raziel’s marketing plan?”
“It has proven very popular with others!”
“How ams you makes da Shirtlesses Chris Cornells appears?” asked a frustrated Toki, shaking his laptop.
