Best. Headline. Ever.

[tikific]

From Z.

Comments

[zsomeone.livejournal.com]

Here, have the rest of the post as well: http://thebrigade.com/2011/02/14/18487/

Of course, the others don't make me think of Sariel and kinky sex acts...

[tikific.livejournal.com]

Long ago, when I lived in LA, they arrested Edwin Moses, the track star, for prostitution. The headlines only used his last name, so we got day after day of papers that made it look like a biblical prophet was up to all sorts of unspeakable things, including hookers and pot smoking.

[avalonjones.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

"Jaanu, have you been hacking into the CNN website?"
"Uh, why do you ask?"
"I didn't hear a 'no,' Sariel. Do Pickles and I have to withhold our affections until you confess?"

[tikific.livejournal.com]

Empty threat! Ganesh would withhold cigarettes and beef, but NEVER SEX!