Painter of Light

[tikific]

So, Lucifer is a character in this AU. Because, I can't come up with my own characters, so I have to steal them.

Anyway, everybody hates Lucifer, not because he's eeeeevil, but because he's KIND OF A DICK.

And one of the things I did to make make him (to my mind) kind of a dick was I said that he came up with his own "Morningstar" nickname.

OK, so check out this article about the painter Thomas Kinkade. And I'm talking about this quote:

But financial challenges aside, Kinkade's artwork continues to sell. He is, after all, the "Painter of Light" — he came up with the nickname himself.

I'm not saying Kinkade is Satan. Or even necessarily a dick. (If you read the article, it sounds like a lot of gallery owners have accused him of fraud.) It's just ... weird.

Comments

[zsomeone.livejournal.com]

...how would hell look if it was painted by Kinkade?

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Well, and you know "Lucifer" means "light bringer?" This all just gets weirder and weirder. :D

[nugatorytm.livejournal.com]

Heh, he would probably try to make Hell look cheery.

[avalonjones.livejournal.com]

I've heard that Thomas Kinkade is quite a prize.

ANGRY SPACE PUPPY DOES NOT LIKE THOMAS KINKADE.

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I actually ganked this from someone else on LJ (and of course now I don't remember who) who wasn't a fan. Guess these guys can start to believe their own publicity!!

[sike-saner.livejournal.com]

I am now picturing a Seraph-sized Thomas Kinkade. It's weirdly hilarious. X3

[tikistitch.livejournal.com]

*rotfl* That's awesome!