That Guy Strikes Back, Part 1 of 2

Title: That Guy Strikes Back, Part 1 of 2
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Will young Toki Wartooth be accepted into the Jedi Order? Or will he be forced to remain forever on his boring crappy home planet, repairing cranky mining droids and drinking blue milk? This fic is set in the Star Wars universe, between the time of Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and the original Star Wars: A New Hope (which some of you kiddies might also know as Episode IV).
Characters/Pairings: Dethklok ensemble; sorta S/T if you squint, hint of C/P, whiff of M/K.
Disclaimer: Apologies are owed, as usual, to Brendon Small and the Cartoon Network, for theft of characters; to Lucasfilm Limited, for pilfering an entire universe and settings; and lastly, to you, the reader, for bearing with this nonsense.
Warnings: Cursing, ridiculous side of the Force.
Notes: If you are one of those legendary folks who has never seen any of the Star Wars films: seriously, what the fuck? Beta by the incomparable zsomeone and the lovely acroamatica.

My first ever (and last ever) entry to H&G. *shrugs*

( That Guy )

That Guy Strikes Back, Part 2 of 2

Title: That Guy Strikes Back, Part 2 of 2
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Will young Toki Wartooth be accepted into the Jedi Order? Or will he be forced to remain forever on his boring crappy home planet, repairing cranky mining droids and drinking blue milk? This fic is set in the Star Wars universe, between the time of Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and the original Star Wars: A New Hope (which some of you kiddies might also know as Episode IV).
Characters/Pairings: Dethklok ensemble; sorta S/T if you squint, hint of C/P, whiff of M/K.
Disclaimer: Apologies are owed, as usual, to Brendon Small and the Cartoon Network, for theft of characters; to Lucasfilm Limited, for pilfering an entire universe and settings; and lastly, to you, the reader, for bearing with this nonsense.
Warnings: Cursing, ridiculous side of the Force.
Notes: If you are one of those legendary folks who has never seen any of the Star Wars films: seriously, what the fuck? Beta by the incomparable zsomeone and the lovely acroamatica.

( That Guy )