Under the Gaydar (Mythklok Interstitial)

Title: Under the Gaydar (Mythklok Interstitial)
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: an open and frank discussion of pie amongst manly men
Warnings: Slash, AU, OCs,
Notes: the absolute, final and lasting proof that I cannot write to prompts

( Under the Gaydar )

Tam ams wins intarnets tonight

A song for Sariel.

Meringue by nugatorytm
(sung to the tune of: Cocaine, by Eric Clapton...sorry dood)

If you wanna pig out you know where to scout, meringue.
If you wanna sleep sound, with your belly round; meringue.
I love pie, I love pie, I love pie; meringue.

When your day is done, time to eat and run; meringue.
If it slops on your shoes, got those filling blues; meringue.
I love pie, I love pie, I love pie; meringue.

If your slice is gone and you want more chiffon; meringue.
When your lips start to smack; monkey on your back; meringue.
Pumpkin pie, apple pie, cherry pie; meringue.

Pecan pie, French Silk pie, I love pie; meringue.