'Supernatural American'
Gotta get all technical about it. I can see that catching on...

"What, you want me to scare the shit out of him with the fact that you're a Hindu love god?"
I think I would have liked to see thier reactions if he'd said that. Of course, being Charles, he'd also tell them that Ganesh has the power to make them sexually attractive to wildlife or something.
Actually... that's a pretty good threat.