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Title: Toki Ams Dumbs Dildoheads
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dethklok’s latest literary venture.
Warnings: Spoilers for BookKlok. Duh.
Notes: A BookKlok deleted scene. For Z’s challenge, because all the kids are doing it.
Pairings: Hints of S/T, but only hints. Sahry. Also, Charles/Marlboro.

This was originally posted to i_hates_you for Z's challenge.


Toki Ams Dumbs Dildoheads )
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Title: That Guy Strikes Back, Part 2 of 2
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Will young Toki Wartooth be accepted into the Jedi Order? Or will he be forced to remain forever on his boring crappy home planet, repairing cranky mining droids and drinking blue milk? This fic is set in the Star Wars universe, between the time of Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and the original Star Wars: A New Hope (which some of you kiddies might also know as Episode IV).
Characters/Pairings: Dethklok ensemble; sorta S/T if you squint, hint of C/P, whiff of M/K.
Disclaimer: Apologies are owed, as usual, to Brendon Small and the Cartoon Network, for theft of characters; to Lucasfilm Limited, for pilfering an entire universe and settings; and lastly, to you, the reader, for bearing with this nonsense.
Warnings: Cursing, ridiculous side of the Force.
Notes: If you are one of those legendary folks who has never seen any of the Star Wars films: seriously, what the fuck? Beta by the incomparable [personal profile] zsomeone and the lovely [personal profile] acroamatica.

That Guy )
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Title: That Guy Strikes Back, Part 1 of 2
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Will young Toki Wartooth be accepted into the Jedi Order? Or will he be forced to remain forever on his boring crappy home planet, repairing cranky mining droids and drinking blue milk? This fic is set in the Star Wars universe, between the time of Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and the original Star Wars: A New Hope (which some of you kiddies might also know as Episode IV).
Characters/Pairings: Dethklok ensemble; sorta S/T if you squint, hint of C/P, whiff of M/K.
Disclaimer: Apologies are owed, as usual, to Brendon Small and the Cartoon Network, for theft of characters; to Lucasfilm Limited, for pilfering an entire universe and settings; and lastly, to you, the reader, for bearing with this nonsense.
Warnings: Cursing, ridiculous side of the Force.
Notes: If you are one of those legendary folks who has never seen any of the Star Wars films: seriously, what the fuck? Beta by the incomparable [personal profile] zsomeone and the lovely [personal profile] acroamatica.

My first ever (and last ever) entry to H&G. *shrugs*

That Guy )
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Title: Bragging Rights
Author: [personal profile] zsomeone and tikistitch
Warnings: Lotsa dick jokes.
Tiki's notes: Z wanted to use this silly list of phrases for penis in a fic, and noticed I had mentioned the same evil intention some time back, so she invited me to write some bits of this one. We more or less split characters and wrote that way, though it got kinda mooshed in the transitions. Sorta wondering if y'all can figure out who wrote who. Our styles are different, but I think this holds together just fine. Z's notes are below the jump.

bragging rights )
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Title: The Most Improbable Adventure of Miss Murderface and the Wayward Kitties
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Femme Murderface slashes Fatty Ding Dongs in a steampunk AU. Yes. Really.
Warnings: Nonsensical Victoriana
Notes: This requires a bit of an explanation. I actually came up with this ridiculous prompt myself, as an example of something so stupid and bizarre no one could possibly be expected to tackle it. And then Z dared me to write it. SHE DARED ME! And when The High and Exalted Queen of the Twisted Prompt herself throws down the gauntlet, well, you’d probably be better off whistling softly to yourself and wandering away. But, I’ve never been known as a particularly sensible person. So prepare to enjoy the literary equivalent of tiki getting her tongue frozen to a light pole. ALSO: the song is sung to the tune of the old Tom Jones hit, “Pussycat, Pussycat.” Of course.

Miss Murderface )
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Title: Pacta Sunt Servanda
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: An early encounter between Charles and Pickles.
Warnings: Nothing much. This isn't Mythklok, if that's gonna throw you.
Notes: I wrote this to enter Pirate's DA raffle, but then had a hard time posting to DA, and then used it as a test case for most posting. I'm getting to feel sorry for this poor little fic.

Pacta Sunt Servanda )
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In the interests of my OCD....

Secret Pals )
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Title: Handy Tube of Lube
Author: tikistitch
Rating: NC-71, not to be viewed by anyone
Summary: A hot night for Charles and Nathan.
Warnings: This is why I should never, ever, ever do N/C.
Notes: THIS IS NOT MYTHKLOK. This is a weird thing that went through my brain and won't go away.

Handy Tube of Lube )

Stars

Oct. 26th, 2011 06:07 pm
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Title: Alas, tiki cannot resist shiny, shiny prompt
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Not Mythklok. Not really anything.
Warnings: You won't like this one. But that's OK.
Notes: This was all because of this: http://metalbandwagon.livejournal.com/612.html But we'll just keep it here, between us. That way, no one gets hurt.

Stars )

Session Man

Oct. 6th, 2011 12:09 pm
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Title: Session Man
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A day in the recording studio
Warnings: Swearing, written from the POV of an OC, also, TIKI ATTEMPTS N/C!!!!!! (Run far, far away.)
Notes: Eppie and I sometimes discuss how DK parallels the Beatles in some ways. I was watching a George Harrison doc the other day, so this is probably inspired by that, and also a real story of something that happened with a musician on a Beatles session.

Session Man )

Amplifier

Aug. 10th, 2011 05:15 pm
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Title: Amplifier
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Charles straightens out the books for proto-Dethklok.
Warnings: There's an OFC I imply has slashed with Pickles
Notes: This is the second chapter of the story that started with Husker Du. It's pretty much a genfic so far, about how the band might have gotten together.

Amplifier )

Husker Du

Aug. 2nd, 2011 09:38 pm
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Title: Husker Du
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Imagining early Dethklok
Warnings: Cursing, some vague suggestion of C/P


And now for something completely different.....

Dunno why this story popped up in my brain, but this is what I wrote off and on during my two days of orientation meetings (remember everybody: germs are bad). I hadn't been able to come up with an idea for a Metalocalypse genfic for a long time, so it was weird to encounter this story. Anyways, this is fondly dedicated to my 88 Honda Civic, the best little car in the whole wide world.


Husker Du )
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Title: Dick Knubbler's Summertime Blast! Starring Dick Knubbler and the Knubblerettes, and Featuring Dethklok and Other Friends
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There will be Putt-Putt.
Warnings: Cursing, sorta slashiness, breaches of logic
Notes: Tam suggested another golf!fic. And me, I couldn't resist.

So, I posted this to the CLDK contest. And 10 minutes later, LJ was down again. Spoooooky.

Dick Knubbler's etc. etc. etc. )
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Title: Driver's Seat
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Designated drivers
Pairing: Might or might not be C/P
Warnings: Slash, swearing.
Notes: This isn't in my AU, but I just realized that, for absolutely no reason, I always make Charles a really, really bad driver.

Driver's Seat )

YISTWCW

Apr. 20th, 2011 06:28 pm
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Title: YISTWCW
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: What it says on the tin. Basically an overgrown drabble.
Warnings: Slash, stupidity, AutoTune
Notes: Since I am so happy about The Happiest Little Icon, here is the first contribution for [profile] deth_pinion's BRAND NEW COMM, "Yeah, I Ship Toki with That."

YISTWT )
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Title: Ablutions
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: I dunno. Dark and angsty. Like my workplace!
Warnings: Slash, violence, swearing
Notes: This one takes place somewhere near the end of the second season.

I did my taxes, and then somehow had this urge to do something that wasn't in my frickin' AU. So, here ya go.

Ablutions )
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I totally blame [livejournal.com profile] nugatorytm for this one....

AngelKlok )
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Title: Dick Knubbler's Celebrity Rehab Starring Dick Knubbler and Friends
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Charles ams needs an intervention
Warnings: No AUs. No OCs. Just pie. (But, um, maybe some slash.)
Notes: More lunch hour silly. This was mostly because [livejournal.com profile] nugatorytm wanted some gen fic

Dick Knubbler's Celebrity Rehab Starring Dick Knubbler and Friends )
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Title: Smoke break
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: What it says on the tin
Warnings: Swearing
Notes: Is someone having a bad morning?


Smoke break )
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Title: The Metalocalypse Before Christmas
Author: tikistitch
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Dethklok runs out of Christmas cookies. Also, mutant elves.
Warnings: Swearing, elf mutilation, Christmas cookie abuse, Ken Burns-dissing
Notes: My Wookiee Life Day present to CLDK. Also, I don’t recall who decided Nathan’s Christmas sweater depicts Cthulhu, but that’s now my head!canon.

Cross-posted to [livejournal.com profile] capslokdethklok.

Slightly edited to add an epic suggestion from [livejournal.com profile] nugatorytm.

The Metalocalypse Before Christmas )

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